Superman has Bizarro Superman.
Elvis has Michael J. Fox.
Jesus has Anti-Jesus.
Every legendary figure has its opposite...so why has the Internet not given us the opposite of Chuck Norris? To embody weakness the way Chuck (supposedly) embodies power?
He is the victim of victimless crimes.
He doesn't sleep - he cries.
Underneath his beard, there isn't a chin. There also isn't a fist - there just isn't a chin.
But who is he?
Lick my nuts.
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